Election Night
Sam: You wrote a concession?
Toby: Of course I wrote a concession. What, you want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?
Sam: No.
Toby: Then go outside, turn around three times and spit. What the hell's the matter with you?
Sam: He wrote a concession speech.
Josh: Of course he wrote a concession speech. What possible reason would he have for not writing a concession speech?
Sam: The wrath from high atop the thing.
Toby: He upped and said we were gonna…
Josh: No, you gotta go outside, turn around three times and curse.
Toby: Spit.
Josh: Spit and curse.
Toby: Do everything. Go! Go!
Josh: Go! Go!
Toby: Go!
Josh: These things have a half-life, you know.
Josh: Is this a joke?
Donna: What are you talking about?
Josh: Toby already did the thing this morning with the invalid ballots.
Donna: There's an El Nino thing going on in Southern California and it's supposed to start raining in a few hours.
Bartlet: It's not like the thing wasn't working before with…Whatever you may assume, that wasn't a rube sitting out there, Debbie. She ran the Oval Office for two years and a State House before that.
Josh: I'm concerned that you've turned completely into another person.
Toby [to staffer]: Hey! I see one victory balloon before this thing is called and…Yeah, you better run! [to Josh]: Huh?
Josh: Nothing.