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Sam: This thing's about thirty minutes old, Josh. We don't know exactly what happened.
Josh: What do we know?
Sam: Roberto Mendoza doesn't drink.
Josh: He was arrested for drunk driving.
Sam: Roberto Mendoza doesn't drink, Josh.
Josh: How much does the press know?
Sam: They don't know anything.
Josh: The cops haven't leaked it?
Sam: I swear to God, I don't think the cops know.
Josh: They don't know that they've arrested Roberto Mendoza?
Sam: They don't know it's that Roberto Mendoza.
Josh: I've got this thing now.
Sam: I got a cab. [to driver] The White House. [to Josh] I'll let you know what's going on.
CJ: Carol, let's move the briefing to 1.
Carol: You can't.
CJ: Why not?
Carol: You have the thing.
CJ: Yes, and this is a perfect excuse to postpone the thing.
Carol: You really don't want to do that.
Sam: You have a thing?
Josh: Eight words: “The President's not taking any questions right now.” If we'd just stepped in 30 seconds sooner…[cell phone rings] that's me. I'm sorry, I, uh, there's a thing. I have, I have to answer this now. This'll just, uh, take a second.