Can't remember which song was playing when Da Gang strode out to the car in Two Cathedrals? Want to know the lyrics CJ lip syncs when she does The Jackal? Welcome to Ryo's Land of Popular Music!
Side B
I Don't Like Mondays
Written by the Boomtown Rats, Performed by Tori Amos - Strange Little Girls, 2001
Written by the Boomtown Rats, Performed by Tori Amos - Strange Little Girls, 2001
After a brief discussion between Josh and
Donna about this song's origins -- a comment by a high school girl who
shot up her school -- Tori Amos's transcendent version plays in the
background as the West Wing staffers learn of a terrorist attack on
American soil. CJ fields questions in her briefing, Toby, Josh, and
Donna watch the breaking news in silence, Leo sends Margaret to get him
information, and Jed Bartlet delivers an eloquent and resonant speech
while this song plays on [4.2].Though CJ Cregg doesn't know the words to I'm
Too Sexy -- and has to ask her assistant, Carol, what the song means
-- that doesn't stop her from wandering the halls of the West Wing
singing. In fact, she substitutes lyrics of her own making when she can't
remember the original ("I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my skirt,
too sexy for the other thing…"), much to Toby's amusement. While this is
no performance of The Jackal, it certainly is memorable [3.6].
Although CJ claims not to know how, she agrees to play pool
with Toby for money. During the game, Toby -- in his inimitable Tobyesque
way -- remarks that Leo's told him "what you're thinking about doing." CJ
doesn't reply (and later rebukes Leo for sharing their conversation with
Toby) neither confirming nor denying whether she's considering
resignation, but she seems to appreciate Toby's roundabout way of showing
support. And all the while, the wistful strains of Instead play in
the background [3.1].
During times of celebration, CJ Cregg can sometimes be
persuaded to "do The Jackal," which is greeted by her coworkers
with much anticipation, applause, and laughter. Leo says he "loves it,"
Toby admonishes Sam with "Don't ever talk to me during The Jackal,"
and Sam himself says that "if you haven't seen CJ do The Jackal,
then you haven't seen Shakespeare the way it's meant to be done." And the
performance is worthy of such high regard: CJ turns on Ronnie Jordan, lets
down her hair, lip syncs to the lyrics, and sashays and shimmies around
the room [1.18].
Joy to the World
Composed by George Frideric Handel, performed by John Fenstermaker - A Brass & Organ Christmas, 2000
Composed by George Frideric Handel, performed by John Fenstermaker - A Brass & Organ Christmas, 2000
After being accused of not being in the holiday spirit in
years past, Toby Ziegler takes it upon himself to fill the entryway of the
White House with festive music, damn it. Among his choices -- a brass
quintet performing Joy to the World, which does little for Josh
Lyman's frayed nerves [2.10]
On the President's instructions, Josh Lyman agrees to take
Charlie Young out for a beer after work. Josh asks Sam Seaborn to join
them, but what he isn't counting on is the fact that Mallory O'Brien, Zoey
Bartlet, and CJ Cregg invite themselves along.; As Josh succinctly puts
it, "The President's daughter, the Chief of Staff's daughter, a Georgetown
bar, and Sam. What could possibly go wrong?" Quite a bit, as it
turns out, and it all happens to the accompaniment of the Foo Fighters'
peppy Learn to Fly [1.6].
As the President and the majority of his staffers watch a choral group
perform at the White House, Toby Ziegler and Mrs. Landingham attend the
funeral of a homeless veteran at Arlington Cemetery. Toby, who
became involved when his business card was found in the jacket pocket of
the dead man, arranged the funeral by using the President's name, and
after admonishing him, Mrs. Landingham asked to accompany him -- she lost
her two sons in Vietnam one Christmas Eve. The last moments of the episode
are without dialogue, and the action cuts back and forth between the honor
guard at Arlington and the staffers assembling in the West Wing, all to
the haunting strains of this popular Christmas Carol [1.10].
After winning re-election, Jed and Abbey settle in for the
night in the Residence. As Jed mixes some Stoli Martinis of
Seduction and blathers on at some length about the humid bayou of
Louisiana, Dean Martin's Love Me, My Love plays on [4.8].
Jed Bartlet, while contemplating Leo McGarry's suggestion
for the Congressional Democrats' response to his official censure, sits in
the Oval Office, absently singing Makin' Whoopee. When he
stops singing abruptly, Charlie Young supplies the next line, "Yeah,
the line you're looking for is 'Another sunny honeymoon'" [3.16].
March of the Toys
From the Operetta Babes in Toyland, written by Victor Herbert - Babes in Toyland [Original Cast Recording Remastered], 1989
From the Operetta Babes in Toyland, written by Victor Herbert - Babes in Toyland [Original Cast Recording Remastered], 1989
After an incisive comment from Will
Bailey, the President retreats to the Residence to do some work and
ponder what can be done about the genocide in Kundu. The current foreign policy dictates
that America not intervene for purely humanitarian interests.
However, Jed Bartlet, while watching
footage of American soldiers on CNS and part of the Laurel
& Hardy movie Babes in Toyland comes to a decision:
that streak's gonna end at noon on Sunday when he announces a new
foreign policy in his second Inaugural Address [4.15].
When we first meet Mandy Hampton, she's careening along in her BMW
convertible and arguing on her cellphone. Just before she gets pulled over
by the motorcycle cop for blowing through a red light, the song blaring from her
car stereo is Moment of Weakness [1.1].
In We Killed Yamamoto, we learn that Amy Gardner is quite fond
of Van Morrison. This is the other song that's playing
in the episode. You know, right before the cellphone is tossed into
the stew [3.21].
As Leo relays to the president that the man who saved his life in Korea has
failed to comply with the law in order to win a defense contract, Bartlet's copy of My Country
'Tis of Thee plays hauntingly in the background [5.14].
National Emblem March
Written by E. E. Bagley, performed by the Boston Pops - God Bless America, 2002
Written by E. E. Bagley, performed by the Boston Pops - God Bless America, 2002
Before the President takes the podium to
address members of the Navy at Naval Warfare Center Crane, the band plays National Emblem March [4.1].
Three days after finding out his father has been having an
affair for the past 28 years, Sam Seaborn awakens to the strains of Don
Henley's New York Minute, still in yesterday's clothes and still in
the office (Toby's office, to be precise, since Sam doesn't have a couch
in his). Sam, who has been knocked off his game by his father's
revelation, wades through the day -- which happens to be Leo's Big Block of
Cheese Day -- on little sleep and less patience. With Donna's help, he
pulls himself together and agrees to Josh's plan ("We're going to get Sam
drunk and put him to bed"), but first he makes a phone call to his father,
as New York Minute swells in the background. Notably, the title of
this episode -- Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Going to
Jail -- is culled from the song's lyrics [2.16].
O Canada
Composed by Calixa Lavallée, French lyrics by Sir Adolphe-Basile Routhier, English lyrics by the Honourable Robert Stanley Weir, performed by Band of the Royal Regiment of Canada - O Canada, 1998
Composed by Calixa Lavallée, French lyrics by Sir Adolphe-Basile Routhier, English lyrics by the Honourable Robert Stanley Weir, performed by Band of the Royal Regiment of Canada - O Canada, 1998
After the First Lady realizes she may lose her license, she
gathers CJ Cregg and lobbyist Amy Gardner to join her to, in her words,
"get drunk." They retreat to a small room, and are later joined
by Donna Moss, who is unsure of her citizenship due to the
American-Canadian border being redrawn. Abbey is snapped out of her
self-pity mode by an unthinking yet utterly sensible remark by Donna, and
as a thank you, Abbey has the band play O Canada [3.15].
At the end of Holy Night, as Josh and Leo keep each
other company, Will remains hard at work surrounded by Sam Seaborn for
Congress posters and stray bicycles, CJ and Danny work on opposite sides
of the story, and Jed Bartlet broods in the Oval Office, Toby stands with
his estranged father Julie in the Northwest Lobby as the
Whiffenpoofs perform a transcendent version of O Holy Night [4.11].
The Barenaked Ladies perform (and by "perform" I
mean that the CD version of the song blasted through the speakers while
the BNL boys jumped around on stage) their breakthrough tune, One
Week, at a Rock the
Vote rally emceed by Ms. Claudia Jean Cregg, sporting a lovely pair of
jeans and a Rock the Vote t-shirt. Meanwhile, Josh and Toby huddle
at a table on the balcony crunching the numbers for their ideal tuition
tax credit [4.3].
Patriotic Song
Music and lyrics by Stephen Oliver, performed by 1982 Television Cast - The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby, 2000
Music and lyrics by Stephen Oliver, performed by 1982 Television Cast - The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby, 2000
At the end of Sorkin's fictitious play-within-a-play--The Wars of the Roses--that President Bartlet and his entourage attend,
a song from the actual play, Nicholas Nickleby, is used. Perhaps the song is meant as ironic commentary,
as it plays over the decision Bartlet makes to order the summary execution of Shareef [3.22].
As the President arrived on the dais to deliver his
commencement address at Zoey's
graduation, that old commencement classic, Pomp & Circumstance,
was played by the band [4.22].
Praeludium, from the Suite
#1 in G Major for Unaccompanied VioloncelloComposed by Johan Sebastian Bach, performed by Yo-Yo Ma - Bach: Six Unaccompanied Cello Suites, 1990
After a lengthy physical recovery, Josh Lyman jumped right
back into the swing of things at work -- only it seems he neglected to
deal with the emotional aftereffects of nearly dying at the hands of
racist thugs. As Josh's (as yet undiagnosed) Post-Traumatic
Stress Disorder worsens, he attends the Congressional Christmas party
to hear Yo-Yo Ma play. The music triggers Josh's worst flashback yet, and
later that night, he puts his hand through a window in a vain attempt to
make it stop. Later when Josh recounts the events to
Stanley Keyworth, a
psychologist with ATVA, he says, "It was the Bach in G Major" [2.10].
Put on a Happy Face
Music by Charles Strouse, Lyrics by Lee Adams - Bye, Bye, Birdie (1960 Original Broadway Cast), 2000
Music by Charles Strouse, Lyrics by Lee Adams - Bye, Bye, Birdie (1960 Original Broadway Cast), 2000
After Toby's Day of Jubilee, he arrives at the White House
in uncharacteristically good spirits. In fact, he freaks Margaret
out by telling her to let her smile be her umbrella. Then in a
moment of utter strangeness, Toby sings a line from Put on a Happy Face
[1.18].
When Josh Lyman's plan to go to Tahiti for the weekend with
quasi-girlfriend -- and pseudo-feminist -- Amy Gardner is foiled, he
decorates his Georgetown home in a tacky Tahitian theme. Co-opting Donna
Moss into his scheme, Josh lures Amy there, and the viewing audience is
subjected to Josh and Amy kissing to the sounds of Red, Red Wine
[3.12].
While CJ is off learning that Danny screwed her and
someone on one of their staffs screwed the rest of them, Toby
and Josh continue the conversation about
genocide and their responsibility to do something to stop it. As
Josh points out, if America had been the world's police back in the
thirties, they'd both have a lot more relatives. Meanwhile, Jill
Sobule is performing this plaintive song on the stage [4.15].
Rock the Boat
Hues Corporation -
Rock
the Boat: Golden Classics, 1993 (song originally recorded in 1974)
Hues Corporation -
Rock
the Boat: Golden Classics, 1993 (song originally recorded in 1974)The funky sounds of Rock the Boat don't seem
conducive to concentration, but nevertheless, Sam is sitting in a bar
rewriting the President's announcement speech -- which is a major bone of
contention between Bartlet's staff, and Bruno's band of hired guns -- as
the Hues Corporation's biggest hit grooves on in the background. CJ,
meanwhile, is drawing inspiration from Hunter John and the Goff family --
until she reads that their family owned and operated mill burned down in
the late 1800s [3.1].
It's been sixteen hours and Zoey
Bartlet's still missing. Jed,
Abbey, Elizabeth, Ellie, and Charlie head for a private mass, Josh and Donna
stop on the sidewalk outside the White House, awed by the outpouring of support
for Zoey in the form of candles, signs, and flowers. Inside, Acting
President Walken monitors a military response to the crisis that may doom Zoey [5.1]
She's Lost Control
There's a rumor floating around in West Wingland that the song
playing in Mandy Hampton's car just before she attempts to run down Lloyd
Russell with her BMW is She's Lost Control. However, I have not yet
narrowed down
which version matches what we can hear in the episode [1.2].
Shed a Little Light
Written by James Taylor, performed by Aimee Mann - New Moonshine [James Taylor], 1991
Written by James Taylor, performed by Aimee Mann - New Moonshine [James Taylor], 1991
At the Rock
the Vote rally in what CJ calls the "labor delivery room of
American Democracy"--Massachusetts--Aimee Mann performed James Taylor's
plaintive political song. During which Josh and Amy have a strange
conversation about Stackhouse, the third party candidate who wants into
the Presidential debates [4.3].
Silver Bells
Written by Jay Livingston and Ray Evans, performed by Bing Crosby -- White Christmas, 1992.
Written by Jay Livingston and Ray Evans, performed by Bing Crosby -- White Christmas, 1992.
On December 23, 1954, somewhere in Brooklyn Heights, someone
is watching a performer on TV singing Silver Bells. If anyone
recognized the singer's voice (Bing Crosby?), feel free to let
me know [4.11].
Someone to Watch over Me
Written by George Gershwin - The George Gershwin Song Anthology: Crazy for Gershwin, 1995
Written by George Gershwin - The George Gershwin Song Anthology: Crazy for Gershwin, 1995
As Leo McGarry attempts to romance Jordan Kendall with exit
poll demographics on election night, they dance on the Portico to
Gershwin's Someone to Watch over Me [4.8].
Suite for Orchestra No 3 in D Major (Air on a G String)
Composed by Johann Sebastian Bach, conducted by Neville Mariner - Bach: Orchestral Suites & Violin Concertos, 1995
Composed by Johann Sebastian Bach, conducted by Neville Mariner - Bach: Orchestral Suites & Violin Concertos, 1995
When Sam Seaborn goes down
to the basement to talk to Ainsley
Hayes about the liability shield he helped draft for the
now leaking oil tanker, she's busily working, classical music on in the
background. Sam asks about the song, but doesn't let her answer him,
because he believes he knows the title. Mostly because of the phrase "G String"
[2.20].
The Surrey with the Fringe on Top
Written by Rodgers & Hammerstein - Oklahoma! Original 1943 Broadway Cast [Remastered], 2000
Written by Rodgers & Hammerstein - Oklahoma! Original 1943 Broadway Cast [Remastered], 2000
Although Josh successfully sang a line from The Music Man,
apparently he's not up on his Rodgers & Hammerstein. While trying to
recall the only song the piano player at the Wilson knew, he tried Little
things with fur better hurry which should, of course, be Chicks and ducks
and geese better scurry. Don't worry; Donna sets him straight [3.11].
After Jed Bartlet gives his victory speech and exits the
stage, Bob Dylan's The Times They Are A-Changin' cranks out over
the loudspeakers. Though it seems an odd choice for a re-election
campaign, perhaps it was the campaign song for the original Bartlet
for America campaign [3.7].As a disgruntled Toby Ziegler and a grumpy
Josh Lyman continue to argue over whether winning the election is the same
thing as beating their opponent, Donna Moss
grows increasingly frustrated with their antics. The music playing
in the small, dark bar just before she sets them straight is, rather
appropriately, The Wanderer [4.2].
CJ Cregg's second Thanksgiving
as White House Press Secretary is quite a strange one. Aside from
the two turkeys taking up temporary residence in her office, orchestrating
the official turkey pardon, and cajoling the president into drafting the
remaining turkey into the military, CJ must also lead children in
song. Live on CNN. Sadly, we don't get to see the scene, but
we do hear a bit of the children singing We Gather Together at the
end of the episode [2.8].
As Jed and his grandson, Gus, light and relight the White House Christmas tree,
this familiar holiday classic plays [5.8].
The Wells Fargo Wagon
Written by Meredith Willson, performed by the original Broadway cast - The Music Man
Written by Meredith Willson, performed by the original Broadway cast - The Music Man
In response to Donna Moss's questions about why America was
willing to bail out the faltering Mexican economy, Josh Lyman sets off for a
meeting singing a couple lines of The Wells Fargo Wagon. Who
knew he was a fan of musicals? [2.19]
Toby Ziegler hired, among other groups, the
Duncan McTavish Clarney Highland Bagpipe Regimen to play holiday music in
the Northwest Lobby. Josh Lyman, whose Post-Traumatic Stress
Disorder is triggered by music, confronts Toby, complaining that he can
hear the "damn sirens all over the building," then shouts at the
people in his bullpen, alarming both Toby and CJ [2.10].
Won't You Come Home, Bill Bailey
Words and Music by Hughie Cannon (source: Duke), performed by Bobby Darin - Very Best of Bobby Darin [IMPORT]
Words and Music by Hughie Cannon (source: Duke), performed by Bobby Darin - Very Best of Bobby Darin [IMPORT]
As Sam makes his way to the phone to take a call from Will
Bailey on Election Day, he sings a few lines of Won't You Come Home,
Bill Bailey [3.7].
When Jed and
Abbey arrive home from Church, they walk down the portico toward the
entrance to the White House while Jed sings Frank's timeless You Make Me
Feel So Young to Abbey [3.5].
Much thanks to Jo March, Margeurite, Kat, Lisa R., Kimberly,
Brian, Dana, Ginny, Anne, Stargirl, Julia, Marina, KDTB, Abby Dan, and Kasey for
providing timely answers, song titles, and information.
The wwwhores have a page of music from The West Wing as well.

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