Joey Lucas
Notable Quotes

"Mr. President, 72% of Hispanics are strongly opposed to such a law. The Republicans will never put it on the table because they'll risk losing the second largest ethnic block of voters in the country. But if you need a counter argument, then I'd mention to Monsieur de Tocqueville, over here, that aside from it being bigoted and unconstitutional, it's ludicrous to think that laws need to be created to help protect the language of Shakespeare." [1.20]

"Joshua Lyman, you have the cutest little butt in professional politics." [2.13]

"If you polled 100 Donnas and asked them if they thought we should go out, you'd get a high positive response. But what the poll wouldn't tell you, is it's because she likes you, and she knows it's beginning to show, and she needs to cover herself with misdirection." [2.14]

"There are people you haven't persuaded yet. These numbers mean dial it up. Otherwise, you're like the French radical watching the crowd run by and saying, 'There go my people. I must find out where they're going so I can lead them.'" [2.14]

"Josh is feeling burned and he's letting his emotions and, dare I say, ego, drive what I think is a very delicate situation." [3.1]

Kenny Thurman
Office of Personnel
Donald McKittridge
Director of the Office of Personnel
Karen Larson
President's Council on Physical Fitness
Rodney Grant
Lynette*
Gift Office
Sherry Halpern*
Gift Officer
Martha
Gift Officer
Bernard Thatch
White House Military Office
Latham*
Miscellaneous Personnel
Marty Beach*
Becky
Billy
White House Steward [1.15]
Billy
Another White House Steward [2.14]
Ron Burkhalt*
Donald Dolan
Executive Clerk  [3.4]
Ellen* 
Staff Secretary  [4.4]
Daniel Gault*
Helen*
White House Operator [1.15]
Henry
White House Security Guard [3.7]
Jamie Hotchkiss
Janice
White House Security Guard [3.19]
Jerry [4.4]
Aide
Andrew Mackintosh
Mario*
A White House chef [1.2]
Michelle
White House Security Guard [4.7]
Jolene Millman*
Henry Rodriguez*
Dick Rush*
Danya Zucker*
* Individuals noted with an asterisk have been mentioned, but have never appeared.