Delores Landingham
Assistant to the President
A feisty mix of efficient assistant and walking reality check for the President, Mrs. Landingham ruled the inner sanctum with an iron fist -- and a jar of coveted cookies.
Notable Quotes

"There's no need to adopt a tone, Mr. President." [1.6]

"Their father and I begged them, but they wanted to go where people needed doctors. Their father and I begged them, but you can't tell kids anything. So they joined up as medics and four months later hey were pinned down during a fight in Da Nang and were killed by enemy fire. That was Christmas Eve 1970. You know, they were so young Charlie, they were your age. It's hard when that happens so far away, you know because, with the noises and the shooting, they had to be so scared. It's hard not to think that right then they needed their mother. Anyway, I miss my boys." [1.10]

"Once again you display an immaturity about vegetables that I think is not at all presidential." [1.19]

"Tell the President if he doesn't like his salad, he knows where he can put his salad." [1.20]

"Maybe after the ceremony you can get one of the fourth graders to come in and show you how to use the intercom." [2.8]

"Ah, sarcasm. The grumpy man's wit." [2.12]

"Charlie, please don't use the word erotic in the Oval Office." [2.15]

"'Caesar's wife must be above reproach.'" [2.21]

"Governor, does it ever frustrate you to constantly aim for humor and yet miss so dramatically?" [3.9]

Deborah Fiderer
Assistant to the President
(formerly Debbie DiLaguardia)
Notable Quotes

"I did our secret wrap it up sign, which is I knock and say, 'The Deputy NSA needs to talk about Japan,' and he said, 'You talk to him; you've been there,' which is true, but makes me think he's forgotten it's the secret sign." [5.17]

Margaret
Assistant to the Chief of Staff

Quirky but efficient, Margaret assists Leo with a combination of deference and sarcasm.

Notable Quotes

"I can sign the President's name; I've got his signature down pretty good." [2.2]

"Apparently your response to Donna's perfectly legitimate concern about the White House not supporting OSHA's recommendation regarding Repetitive Stress Injuries was 'Type slower.' Donna has organized most of the assistants in the White House to do just that." [2.6]

"I left her alone, 'cause I think I was freaking her out." [2.9]

"I say we should've gone in there with four tank divisions and turned the place into a casino." [3.2]

"Do I need to explain the rules on making appointments again? Are you confused? … I'll jot them down." [3.2]

 
Bonnie
Communications Aide
Notable Quotes

"Don't kill the messenger, Leo." [1.1]

"My answer hasn't changed since the last time you asked me." [3.6]

Carol
Assistant to the Press Secretary
Notable Quotes

"Oh, yeah. The turkeys are here." [2.8]

"It was a train wreck. I recognized all the words, but..." [3.6]

"It accumulates by a magnitude... thing... I don't know." [3.10]

Cathy
Assistant to the Deputy Communications Director
Ginger
Assistant to the Director of Communications
Notable Quotes

"I just... I turned on the TV." [2.1]

"Well, it's the twelfth draft.  Whether it's the final draft is really up to you." [2.12]

"I'm a simple girl, Toby." [3.6]

"It's called lipstick feminism.  I call it stiletto feminism." [3.13]

* Individuals noted with an asterisk have been mentioned, but have never appeared.